Sex can wait so masturbate. Or have oral sex with someone. Just as long as there is no penis to vagina penetration.

Pain/hurt/ouch
Alright. I was hungry, about 10 minutes, ago, and decided to make a frozen pretzel, because they're good. so, you have to get them wet first right, so the salt will stick to them, you know that. anyway, i noticed the sink was like, half-way full of mucky water, so i reach my hand in so i can drain it, and its really hot water and it burnt my hand! now its all red, really red, and sort of tingly. anyway, i reach for the plug, and a knife STABS into my hand, and i go to pull away and it cuts me, not a bad cut, but a cut, and the water burns the cut. pain. then i get the thing unplugged and water my pretzel, then salt it, and stick it in the micro-wave. well, someone already had two minutes preset into the microwave, and i pressed the one minute button, so it went for three minutes. and its only supposed to be in there for one. so i take it out and its really hot and it burns my hand, and i drop it. well, the trash can is right under the microwave, and it falls right into it. so, there goes my pretzel.

my cat just had a kitten. one kitten. and its under my mothers bed, and we have to check on it periodically to see if its alright, cuz its so small. and right after i get done with the pretzel falling in the trash, i hear it meowing like crazy, so i run into my moms bedroom and accidentily stub my pinky toe on the way. now, the cat is between the wall, and my moms bed, just about 3 inches of space, so i reach my hand down to grab it, not seeing the broken power outlet, and my arm must have grazed it because it sent a shock through my whole body, and i twisted my back and it hurts really bad while trying to pull away from the broken outlet and jump off the bed, and when i did, i ran into the wall, and bounced back on the bed, and then a spring popped through the mattress, and jabbed me in the back! which hurt like hell. so now, here i am, trying to stay away from pain, typing this.

gosh darn pretzel...

stupid ass cat...

AEGTAG EBJA YIERTA QWERPMNA, TrEAKYHGA RTRRRRRE AEEFETR WENT WTRRTA EJKLOGPOIT!
I went to mars tonight. It was pretty cool. Saw an alien named Elquntinkalfinderwanka, at least thats what it sounded like, and we went to this mars bar, had a few drinks, cuz the drinking age on mars is only 5 cycles. (A cycles is three earth years). But the growth there is really slow, I saw a 50 cycle old man, and he was only 4 feet tall, the average height for his age. So, after we hit a few more mars bars, we went to a mars strip club. It was weird, because mars women have 5 tits. Well, 6 if you cound the one on their backs. Yeah, strange. But, it was pretty fun, all in all.

Mission Accomplished
I mailed my woohu mula today.
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I don't have anything to say.

I am not my own person. Most everything I do is for someone else. I've been realizing things about myself lately, and it has been opening up my mind.