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2004 9 November :: 8.38am
:: Music: the music of Mr. Holland's Opus
Danielle to Laurence: What is something you’ve learned about Joe since he’s been here?
Laurence: Uh….um…when we were watching the Ellen DVD I noticed he blinks a lot.
Joe: WHAT!? I blink a lot!?
Laurence: Yeah, I dunno, I guess. I just noticed you blinked a lot.
Joe: Why the hell were you paying attention to my blinking rather than watching the DVD? I feel violated!
Laurence: Hahaha
Of course this is not verbatim, and it was 4 months ago, so I don’t remember exactly, but its close enough.
So a few weeks ago I remembered this conversation and I put it to the test. I was watching Law & Order at a friend’s house and I was competing with the actors on the show, and I’d blink like twice before they blinked once. But I wasn’t convinced, it could’ve been some trickery of television. So I tested myself against the three other people in the room. I was sitting in a position where I could creepily watch them and not be noticed. And again, my eyes would dry out quicker than them. So I’ve concluded that these Caribbean Blues need to be reunited with the sea a bit more often than regular folk.
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2004 8 November :: 5.46pm
where the hell are you DANIELLE VERSTRAETE???
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2004 8 November :: 1.20pm
new best weekend ever
came home from school thursday because one of my classes got cancelled and the other we were watching a movie in, so i skiped it (i know danielle, gasp for air, skipping class is a new term for you). friday i had to take the kitties to the vet for shots, that was fun...not. weezer was fine but sam was a bitch it took me 3 or 4 tries to get him in his damn box to take him to the vet.
then it was friday night baby, beastie boys!! fucking awesome, we were like right next to the stage in the first bowl. MCA came running up my isle, damn sweet! and of course the last song was sabotage, and they introduced it by saying "this song goes out to george w bush, its called sabotage" then i went and hung out with janet and it was sweet because we hadnt hung out for a while by ourselves.
saturday i wake up at 11 because bill and rox were over and they were leaving to move to their new house and of course my mom and rox are crying. thyre cool, rox lived there for 15 years i dont understand why theyre so bummed out its not like we cant talk to them anymore. saturday night was fucking better than friday. me and stein and jon bay went to the green day show and it was sweet, we never even saw our real seats. but backing up, we had to park in the boonies and WALK to cobo, fun fun, i love tunels in detroit that blow shit and air out at head level. but we got down to the a section and were gonna jump the wall so we could get in pits and surf and shit, but jon jumped the wall and was going to distract the guard and some other dude came up to him, grabbed him and goes "i saw you run from me you little shit" and kicked him out of cobo completely but he got back in, damn straight. then we proceeded to chuck ice cubes at the guy who kicked him out, i hit his leg, jeff hit his gut and jon hit his back with the cup! we never did get on the floor but the show was fucking awesome.
then we went to dennys, and poopy diapered bruces porch! it was awesome, then i went to ryans with janet and mel, and we watched "dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood"
i think i want to go to the night 89x stole christmas, its only $26. there arent really like awesome bands there in my opinion, but it would still be fun to be in pits and surf
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2004 8 November :: 11.38am
letter to the writers
dear woohu friends,
you may notice a sudden influx of laurence comments on your journal entries. i apologize if this is overwhelming to your inboxes or brains, however, you must understand that i take full advantage of the little amount of commenting time i have. during the week, i do indeed have some time to read your delicious little updates, but commenting, however, is a very serious art to me -- especially when what you've written is thought-provoking -- so i do not have the necessary time to process your thoughts and mine in order to leave substantial commentary. this is why i haven't been able to comment on your entries on the actual day of their publications.
just wanted you all to know that i read, and that i love, and that i have not forgotten my fabulous amigos.
stay warm and sleep softly.
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2004 7 November :: 6.01pm
this is she
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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2004 5 November :: 3.47pm
:: Mood: cheerful
:: Music: BEASTIE BOYS ANTHOLOGU CDS
WOOOOOO
I GET TO SEE THE BEASTIES TONIGHT WITH AARON
AND GREEN DAY TOMORROW WITH STEIN AND JON BAY
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2004 4 November :: 10.37pm
i got over my wussiness....then lost my ability to type
Weezer10GK: hey, do you like scary movies?
Flow515: yeah
Weezer10GK: did you see the grudge or saw yet?
Flow515: nope
Weezer10GK: wanna go see one when one comes to the bohm?
Flow515: sure
Weezer10GK: does one look better to you than the other? or just whatever come first?
Flow515: i really don't knwo to much about eitehr
Weezer10GK: yeah i really dont either
Flow515: so whatever one comes first
Weezer10GK: alright, sounds good
Flow515: but i have to get going
Flow515: i'll tlak with you later
Weezer10GK: alright, talk toyou late
Weezer10GK: r
Weezer10GK: bye
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2004 2 November :: 7.51pm
aw shit! me and stein are putting "poopy diapers" on bruces porch this weekend bc theyre gonna have a baby in june!
poopy diapers are diapers with pudding in them
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2004 2 November :: 7.33pm
i love my mom, shes so funny. shes talking about the election here....
Nanmccart: the world will be done and Detroit will want more time.
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2004 1 November :: 12.08pm
yay for weekends
friday: got home at like 4, did some laundry then cleaned up the garage a little. then dork, craig, meaghan, janet, mel, adam, stein and steins friend melissa? came over and we rocked out my garage. me and craig aparently look pissed when we play lol. dork, craig and meg left, me adam mel and janet watched tv then went to denny's.
saturday: didnt do anything all day bc i felt like shit, started a load of laundry and the power went out. didnt have power till 330 sunday..from 230 saturday. called like everyone i know who was in scs or around there, no one was answering or couldnt do anything, so i went to my cousins and we watched halloween 5, h2o and the exercist, but i fell asleep to the last one.
sunday: woke up at my cousins at 8 am, went home, went to church, played hockey in the youth room for sunday school, Mr. bay was taking people out, it was hilarious. then went to church. came home and ate and went to bed bc i had a headache and it was really cold in my house. woke up and mom was home, she made me clean the garage, we ate dinner, and passed out candy. me and adam went trick-or-treating bc the kids stopped coming to my house at like 730! wtf is wrong with kids today, i used to go from the moment it was dark till like 9 or 930. then me craig, adam and meg played trivial pursuit 90's edition.
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2004 28 October :: 11.25pm
so if tomorrow im sore as hell its because we had lacrosse practice for an hour and a half and then lifted for a half hour, well me and two other people. i did triceps, biceps, hamies, quads and delts.....therefore im gonna be dying tomorrow!
so im warning you ahead not to like punch me or something bc it might tempt me to kick your ass when i recover
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2004 28 October :: 4.52pm
hey dork....
friday anytime after like 5 or 6 jam session in my garage/front yard
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2004 28 October :: 12.05pm
john dewy: experience in education
this is a paragraph from that book, and i think it has a hilarious random as hell example in it and thats why im sharing it. but the example wont be as funny without the rest of the paragraph to explain it....
"in what respect does regulation of objective conditions limit the freedom of a baby? some limitation is certainly places upon its immediate movements and inclinations when it is put in its crib, at a time when it wants to contunue playing, or does not get food at the moment it would like it, or when it isnt picked up and dandled when it cries for attention. restriction also occurs when MOTHER OR NURSE SNATCHES A CHILD AWAY FROM AN OPEN FIRE INTO WHICH IT IS ABOUT TO FALL. "
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2004 28 October :: 8.05am
-Budget allotted to the 9/11 commission to investigate the terrorist attacks:
$15 million
-Amount spent on Kenneth Starr's investigations of Bill Clinton's sexual and financial affairs:
$70 million
It's nice to see where our priorities are
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2004 27 October :: 3.43pm
wow, i check my friends list and joe and danielle both seem rather volatile. can i offer anyone some cookies and milk? back massages?
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