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:: 2006 27 June :: 10.13 am

You’re back. Just in time for some of my cottage cheese and sour cream pancakes.
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Excuse me, do you have any cards that don’t have erections? It’s my mom’s birthday.

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:: 2006 22 June :: 7.32 pm

Big Eden is an excellent movie.

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:: 2006 21 June :: 10.51 am

“I just want somebody more manly than me, and less manly than Chastity Bono.”

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:: 2006 14 June :: 11.46 pm

Jason would be proud with my coupon use. My total savings on my DVD order was $185.23.

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:: 2006 14 June :: 10.24 pm

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:: 2006 14 June :: 8.51 pm

mbenznut: "x-Playgirl centerfold Dirk Shafer directs "
TaoMan1121: oh god

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:: 2006 14 June :: 5.57 pm

Learned a new word today, mandy.

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:: 2006 14 June :: 1.19 am

Paris Hilton's music video is so fucking funny.

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:: 2006 12 June :: 9.21 pm

So I now know that it is possible for someone to pee in-between the toilet seat and bowl, making a giant mess in the process.

I hate having holds put on my bank account just because I deposit “too much” money.

Why do credit card readers have soft keys if they don’t use them? And why aren’t the keys that you do use lined up with the on screen prompts?

Kalamazoo is trying to get a Wisconsin resident (myself) to attend jury duty.

Another hellish Monday.

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:: 2006 11 June :: 11.17 pm
:: Music: Moulin Rouge: The Movie

TaoMan1121: ...... i wish you could see the look of overwhelming on my face right now
mbenznut: Get your camera.
mbenznut: And why overwhelming?
TaoMan1121: get my camera? AHHHHHHHHHH!

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:: 2006 4 June :: 1.09 pm

We’re all gay to a certain degree.

Oh yeah? Prove it.

Do you like porn?

Yeah, you know I do.

Only scenes with two women together?

No scenes with a man and a woman making love.

Oh, do you like the man to have a small half-flaccid penis?

No, I like big hard throbbing cock.

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:: 2006 4 June :: 12.55 pm

"Stop investing money in Cialis and Viagra and start investing money in making cum taste like chocolate. "

"Come here Willy Wonka."

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:: 2006 1 June :: 4.16 pm

Dead Man's Shoes looks like a good movie.

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:: 2006 31 May :: 9.47 pm
:: Music: VH1: Rock Honors

Go lick some ass?

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:: 2006 28 May :: 11.55 pm

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:: 2006 28 May :: 10.11 pm

Eat this meat!

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:: 2006 27 May :: 2.19 am
:: Music: Daddy Yankee: Rompe

"The last time I felt this much power underfoot was my brief but brilliant appearance at the 2004 Dominatrix, Slave and Small Appliance Convention "

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:: 2006 25 May :: 3.15 am

"I think you should get on the tramp again, just to make sure you still suck."

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:: 2006 23 May :: 12.11 pm

The National Rifle Association held a large meeting in Rosslyn this weekend and, being a member, I went for part of it.

Any time I go near the NRA, I'm struck by one fact: These folk are, from a crime writer's point of view, the most deadeningly dull, boring, unproductive people on earth. As individuals they're like anyone else, variegated, of both sexes and all ages, from every job and walk of life. Crime-wise, they're a bust. I doubt that in aggregate, even with lying and exaggeration and resume-inflation, they could muster a criminal record to match a good weekend with Ted Kennedy.

They're not just law-abiding. They support the law, disapprove strenuously of crime, believe in personal responsibility, and believe (I don't think I'm misrepresenting them) that criminals ought to be in jail.

Which, if you think about it, is interesting. If you were to believe the mainstream media, you would get the impression that the NRA were, if not criminals themselves, at least somehow responsible for crime--aiders and abettors perhaps. They're not. They're as dangerous as Rotarians.


So why the enormous hostility in some quarters toward the NRA?

Now, people who detest the NRA will tell you that they oppose carnage committed with guns. (Whoopee-doo. Who doesn't?) They want to make the society safe, especially for children and other politically potent symbols. Well, there are at least two ways to reduce the murder rate. One is to get rid of weapons--guns, knives, ball bats, pipes, screwdrivers, straight razors, bricks, feet, and so on. If you could get guns out of the hands of criminals, which you can't, I suspect the murder rate would drop a good bit. It wouldn't come close to going away.

Another way to reduce the crime rate is to enforce the laws. The problem here is that the overwhelming majority of violent crime in Washington is committed by blacks. The anti-gun folk are overwhelmingly Democratic. Both for practical political reasons--the black vote is crucial in presidential elections--and for powerful emotional and ideological reasons, they cannot favor enforcement. The prisons already bulge with blacks.

A third way to reduce crime by blacks might be to put decent schools in black neighborhoods, change the laws to favor marriage, and try to prepare the black downtown population to compete on even terms in what is, after all, a complex society. This would be my approach. I think, though I can't speak for the NRA, that its members would agree. In the long run, no other approach will work.

There are two reasons why the Democrats will not attempt to improve education and encourage stronger families. One is that they obviously don't think blacks are smart enough to succeed. If they did believe it, and did care about blacks, schooling would be their focus. It isn't. Instead they favor cynical condescension swathed in simulated concern.

The other reason is that powerful Democratic constituencies oppose measures that would strengthen black society. Feminists wildly oppose intact families, the teachers unions oppose higher standards for teachers, professional blacks would rage against cultural imperialism. Attempting any practical solution to the ills of blacks would destroy the Democratic party.

However, Democrats (italics) can (close italics) attack legitimate gun-owners and the NRA. These are almost entirely white, mostly male and, I suspect, mostly Republican. The NRA is a safe target. Further, the anti-gun people already hate them, guns aside, as being often of rural roots, conservative, self-reliant, and so on.

Note that legislation proposed by the anti-gun people is not aimed at criminals, but at law-abiding owners of guns. For example, eliminating concealed-carry permits would have no effect on crime, since people who have carry permits have to demonstrate they have no criminal record: they don't commit crime. Criminals will carry concealed anyway. The anti--gun enthusiasts want to disarm the white conservative middle-class chiefly because they dislike them. Guns aren't the issue.

In Washington, ownership of guns is illegal. Does this mean that criminals don't have guns? No. It means that when someone with an unhappy childhood comes through your window at night, you will be helpless. Since he knows this, he will be much more confident in climbing in. I would never suggest, as many wryly have, that, robbery being the principal indigenous industry of Washington, the government doesn't want it hampered by self-defense.

But I might think it in quiet moments.

At bottom, raging against the NRA is a convenient way to divert attention from difficult and very serious social problems. I'm not impressed.

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:: 2006 11 May :: 8.14 pm

Cock: the REAL breakfast of champions.

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:: 2006 10 May :: 10.38 pm

goddamnit, you have to establish the acronym before you start using it, whore

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:: 2006 7 May :: 3.26 pm

Circuit City is wonderful. I want to ram Best Buy up the ass.

Today’s purchases:
Sleepy Hollow
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Batman Begins
Fantastic 4
Long Kiss Goodnight
We Were Soldiers
Paper Mario (only $15!)
Two Porsche posters
Porsche T-shirt

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:: 2006 5 May :: 10.34 am

British law allowing same-sex civil partnerships has been branded "absurd" by Sir Ian McKellen, who claims that the law, which came into force in December, is discriminatory to both straight and gay couples.

The openly gay film star and gay rights activist went on to say that the Civil Partnership Act was nonsensical and was worded in such a way to avoid any controversy.

He argues that true equality will only be achieved if the law applies to all couples, whatever their sexuality.

"I really can't see why the government couldn't just say gay people can get married -- that would have been true equality and so much simpler," said McKellen.

"But that hasn't been done because they (the government) couldn't face the furor. So they've passed a law that is not available to straight people," he continued. "Straight people cannot have a civil partnership -- they have to get married. Extraordinary."

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:: 2006 4 May :: 4.31 pm

The curious "Queer Duck" factor
Just when you think you have absolutely zero interest in "Queer Duck: The Movie," you find yourself suddenly curious to see it. Take a look at these details: Not only does the animated film feature the adventures of Queer Duck, the Jewish male nurse (voiced by JM J. Bullock); his boyfriend Openly Gator and their mutual friends Bi-Polar Bear (a hard-partying leather enthusiast) and Oscar Wildcat (who's never without a martini), it also features songs with titles such as "Gay Day In Happyland," "I'm Glad I'm Gay" and "Let's Play Gay Baseball."

We can see if it lives up to its potential July 18 when it's released on DVD, but with special features that include "Bi-Polar Bear and the Glorious Hole," "Getting Behind Queer Duck," and "Getting the Right Homosexual," well, it just sounds . . . funny.

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:: 2006 4 May :: 4.03 pm

A person who goes to bed with a problem on their mind wakes up with a solution on their chest.

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:: 2006 30 April :: 11.43 pm
:: Music: Art School Confidential

All of humanity is too stupid to live.

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:: 2006 30 April :: 9.09 pm
:: Music: R.E.M.: Man on the Moon

"I think that all women are secretly certain that the men in
their lives are total fuckups who's only interests are
eating, football and beating off in the shower so that they
don't have to have sex with them. Okay, maybe there's a
little truth to that.

I for one think that it's probably best that we keep them
thinking that. We should have learned our lesson with the
whole letting them vote thing, they don't need any more
enlightenment."

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:: 2006 30 April :: 8.11 pm
:: Music: Nick Lachey: What's Left of Me

"Sodomy: It's All About Respect."

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:: 2006 27 April :: 8.23 pm
:: Music: Hootie and the Blowfish: Let Her Cry

Blah, blah, blah, my wife's a dirty whore.

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:: 2006 26 April :: 12.11 am

Oh, there’s no point in discussing human rights, since they’re not human so they don’t have rights. They don’t even have souls. And it’s worse than that because, animals don’t have souls, but they were meant to be here. These things were never even intended by god to exist. They are an insult to everything in his creation.

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Somebody’s exposing people to a porpoise.

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