back in school, we are the leaders of it all
i'm following andy's radical, but brilliant example. bye bye internet. it's school time for me. starting tomorrow. *waves* miss me terribly, eh?

we all die young
my baby cousin is in the hospital. she's 2 years old. she may not live long.

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torture
i was worried at barney's house. i only had 2 eggs and i was full. *shmook*

but then i got better.

toto says:
on the ride home from barney's, it was like torture. first there was that pizza hut bilboard with 3 pizzas and a 2.5 litre pepsi for 3.5KD. then there was the bundle thing from burgerking, a meal for 8 people. and then that ice cream swensen's kuwaiti thing

andy says:
that ad is GROSS

toto says:
it's icecream the size of a national monument! what's not to love?

so i know i'm all back to normal now.

have you ever read The Black Gryphon? you should read it, it's by Mercedes Lackey. i'm reading it now for i think the 5th time.

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barney loves dawson's creek
i hate the woman who's running our school.

me: so when samra dies...

barney: who?

me: samra... (the bitch who owns our school)

barney: oooooooh yeah.... (almost moaning)

see? everyone hates her. she changed her mind about uniforms. people refuse to order the uniform, so she goes "you can wear whatever bottoms you like, and we'll sell you the shirts from the school". i demand a refund!

i am dreaming of a time when...
i was involved with this guy who was out on parole, and apparently i knew him since he went to prison, and i waited for him. and then when he got let out, we were "together". and he got a job, and we watched videos all the time, and we did not once hoo-hah. wow.

but yeah, we were all into one another and weren't in any hurry to and i told him i'd promised a friend that i wouldn't hoo-hah (intruding on my dreams, bitch). well anyway, his parole officer came to his job (at crepaway, only it was INSIDE this huge mall that actually included the highway) and started interviewing him and i showed up and was helping him and she was all surprised he was in a relationship, then she found out i was an ex-con and it was all "altuyoor ala ashkaloha taqa'a." "birds on their own kind fall" (how funny, i was an ex-con in the dream). well yeah, and he passed the interview, but i was all jealous of her because she was wearing this suit and making eyes at him over her glasses, but i still told him how proud i was of him. and we were walking out of the resteraunt, and as we cross the highway, i stood on the side that the cars were coming from, i always do when i'm awake, and i got hit by a car. that's when i woke up.

i woke up and started making sure i was still here, pinchng myself, looking for my room, washing my face. it felt so real, and at the last moment i thought "i'm ready to die, but don't take him." but i never found out if he also got hit or if it was just me.

and then.

hang up the phone! i'm calling you tard! i'm not calling you "tard" i'm saying you are a tard. you know?

me: i can't believe i'm graduating next year.

kaileen: yeah. you're like 8.

me: i am?

kaileen: no, my little sister is.

me: oh.

kaileen: she's not graduating next year.

me: no. because she's 8.

kaileen: exactly.

dang, i miss this girl.

make nice to bulgarian boys
16. twice my size. bulgarian. broken english. yummy. he had a great handshake, the kind that hurts your knuckles and rattles you all the way up to the shoulder. mmmm. we'd be talking and he'd stop in midsentence, stop to think for a minute, then jump back in with a bulgarian word. it was so cute.

dad's house. whatever.

but did i tell you about the bulgarian boy at my cousin's birthday?

andy: i think the japanese are the only people that can rock anymore

"are you going to do aerobics with us?'

"no thank you."

"why? try aerobics"

"no please."

"try!"

"please?"

AC got me a che guevara shirt! and a button! wheeeeee! i rock sooooo much right now. i also cleaned out my closet. i have room for things now! *points to mouth* i'm so excited!

SHAFT HAS A VACHINGA!
maddness! crepaway, and things! and laurence was there! only the waitress was totally disrespecting him (probably cuz she's got a thing for andy and they were obviously an item) so we shared our food. i ordered this weird pasta thing, only it was like, not good, so i ordered a burger but that wasn't very good either. i stil ate them both. leave me alone.

we got laurence a booster baby chair, and the waitress kept touching it. after all the eating, we were denied access to the kitchen and spent almsot all our money (minus five bulgarian units, one US dollar and about 500 fils in kuwait currency) on lunch since my credit card was being hetero. then we crossed the street to the beach and burger king, (borjar kinj!) where there was drive through, table dancing, and flower killing. we also rolled down the grassy slope, laurence and i. i flashed the highway. we skipped (literally) back to crepaway and there was more madness and yeah stuff happened and it was really funny and you shoulda been there. whoo.

i love my brother to pieces.
the first time i beat neji with hinata...

a7mad: donkey shit.

the second time i beat neji with hinata...

a7mad: monkey piss.

the third time and last time i beat neji with hinata...

a7mad: hinata barf.

my brother is so cool...

if you haven't listened to this song, just listen to it cuz it's my new theme song
You have never been in love,
Until you've seen the stars,
reflect in the resevoirs

And you have never been in love,
Until you've seen the dawn rise,
behind the home for the blind

We are the pretty petty thieves,
And you're standing on our street..

...where Hector was the first of the gang
with a gun in his hand
and the first to do time
the first of the gang to die. Oh my.
Hector was the first of the gang
with a gun in his hand
and the first to do time
the first of the gang to die. Oh my.

You have never been in love,
Until you've seen the sunlight thrown
over smashed human bones

We are the pretty petty thieves,
And you're standing on our street..

...where Hector was the first of the gang
with a gun in his hand
and the first to do time
the first of the gang to die. Such a silly boy.
Hector was the first of the gang
with a gun in his hand
and a bullet in his gullet
and the first last lad to go under the sod.


And he stole from the rich and the poor
and the not-very-rich and the very poor
and he stole all hearts away
he stole all hearts away
he stole all hearts away
he stole all hearts away

I MISS YOU AND LOVE YOU CONCUBINE!
shamlawi: ha ha. I'm done everything in may.

me: meep

shamlawi: that;'s a funny noise

me: andy n i will be all..... WAAAAAAAAAAH, and you'll be all YAAAAAAY, and everyone's gonna be like "what?" and you'll be like "yeah"

shamlawi: I'll be more like "huh"

me: and then 7amada's gonna be like "hahahaha shamlawi!" and you're gonna be like "disarmament chair!" and i'm gonna be all like "concubine!" and you're all gonna be like "under your mom!" and everyone's gonna be like "what?" and we're gonna be like "yeah"

shamlawi: wow. it makes me want to sing a song these words of yours

me: yeah that was so deep

shamlawi: extremly. its one of those really deep, emotional, let's get down and dirty conversations that stay in your mind FOREVER... or at least for a few minutes.

me: yeah. i'm gonna save it before it goes

shamlawi: you better hurry