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jredmon
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2005 9 June :: 3.52pm
:: Mood: annoyed
:: Music: Metallica - I Disappear
Goddamn...
PIGEON! It's not enough that it's like... the ugliest fucking bird known to man, it has to eat all the bird food (which I don't really give a shit about...) and crap all over the walk right infront of the damn door. And the best thing - it's really, really tame. It won't fly away from you if you walk towards it... it just sorta scuffles away. It's like the bird is saying "Fuck you! Come on! Bring it! HA! You just stepped in my shit!"
I think it even sleeps in the tree outside. Now, this wouldn't be so bad, but you've got to understand... my grandparents... they're insane. Like, here's an example. There used to be these starlings in the trees outside. They're kinda loud, and kinda ugly looking, and my grandparents get pretty bored sometimes. How do you get an obnoxious bird out of a tree? You take a small aluminum (perhaps it's steel) baking pan, and you bang it against a concrete walk for fucking hours. Oh, and you scream "SHOO! SHOO!" at them. Well, I don't... but they sure as hell do. Yeah, the neighbors love it.
Anyhow - this thing eats all the bird food. What's this lead to? Every time the thing is outside, my grandma calls me from the kitchen... "JEEEESSSSEEEEEE! THE PIGEON IS BACK!" You'd think it's the end of the world. You'd think it was the chupacabra, come to suck your goat. You'd think that bastard had laser eyes. But it isn't, it wasn't, and it doesn't. Granted, it is sorta fun trying to hit a pigeon with ice cubes. I figure I'll eventually hit in the head and knock it out. Oh the fun I'll have.
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Smell the Pretty Flowers
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shinoakurei
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2005 9 June :: 1.00pm
:: Mood: lonely
I have nobody I can relate to, feel like a bird in a cage, its kinda silly, but not really, cause its filling my body with rage. Im the smartest, most clever, most physically fit, but nobody really seems to realize it, but maybe one day ill make them see! But till then, I'll be a little lonely, poor little me....
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shinoakurei
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2005 6 June :: 11.13pm
:: Mood: cheerful
SHE CAME HOME!. Meredith came home today, and I got to hug and kiss her and hear her voice. I hope tomarrow goes as well as today did.
Smell the Pretty Flowers
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shinoakurei
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2005 6 June :: 2.05am
I wish I had...
More friends. Yeah I spent the day, walking several miles in near 100 degree temperatures, playing guitar and listening to the new Audioslave cd. Sounds fun huh.
Smell the Pretty Flowers
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jredmon
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2005 5 June :: 12.33pm
:: Mood: amused
:: Music: Audioslave - Out of Exile
As I sat here...
...at roughly 3:15 A.M. this morning, talking to Ben, we somehow came across the subject of contraceptives. Well, Ben said something about how if a condom broke and the girl got pregnant (thankfully... guys can't get pregnant... Me: 1 | Most everyone else: 0 ... guess that depends on how you look at it) he'd at least want to be able to get along with them.
This brought up an interesting thought though. What about Revenge Condoms!? It's genius! Sheer GOLD! Not liking that special person so much anymore? Just whip on one of my patented ConDAMNs! and watch your problems... er... their... yeah... melt away! Coated with your choice of chili powder, cinnamon, cinnamon altoids, or jalapeno! Only on the surface that will be contacting their... surface... of course.
Light their ass on fire.
It burns... with the power of vengeful sex.
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Smell the Pretty Flowers
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