poisonedheart
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2009 29 April :: 12.44pm
Goin' to Texas on the 6th.
Will be back on the 9th hopefully.
w00t
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allyson
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2009 21 March :: 11.51pm
FOR SALE
2001 Dodge Grand Caravan SE
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poisonedheart
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2009 12 March :: 3.41pm
Aiko had kittens last night and they're the cutest little things EVER.
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poisonedheart
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2009 6 March :: 2.53am
I'm thinking that soon I might start updating this in japanese, that way it's like a private diary, but if somebody is really interested, they can figure it out!
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poisonedheart
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2009 17 February :: 1.42am
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement:
Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer," and the party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb," do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed-upon duties, i.e., the illumination of the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties.
The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to, the following steps:
1.) The party of the first part (Lawyer) shall, with or without elevation, at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder, or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and rotate the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a counterclockwise direction, said direction being non-negotiable. Said grasping and rotation of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be undertaken by the party of the first part (Lawyer) with every reasonable caution by the party of the first part (Lawyer) to maintain the structural integrity of the party of the second part (Light Bulb), notwithstanding the aforementioned failure of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) to perform the aforementioned customary and agreed-upon duties. The foregoing notwithstanding, however, both parties stipulate that structural failure of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) may be incidental to the aforementioned failure to perform, and in such case the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall be held blameless for such structural failure insofar as this agreement is concerned so long as the non-negotiable directional codicil (counterclockwise) is observed by the party of the first part (Lawyer) throughout.
2.) Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part (Light Bulb) becomes separated from the party of the third part ("Receptacle"), the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a manner consistent with all applicable state, local, and federal statutes.
3.) Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of beginning installation of the party of the fourth part ("New Light Bulb"). This installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in Step 1 of this document, being careful to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, said direction also being non-negotiable.
NOTE: The above-described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the first part (Lawyer), by said party of the first part (Lawyer), by his heirs and assigns, or by any and all persons authorized by him to do so, the objective being to produce a level of illumination in the immediate vicinity of the aforementioned front (north) door consistent with maximization of commerce and revenue for the party of the fifth part, also known as "The Firm."
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poisonedheart
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2009 8 February :: 2.23pm
Audition tomorrow...I'm so nervous.
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poisonedheart
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2009 30 January :: 4.28pm
I finally got a job interview!
Monday 1PM at Appleway Subaru/Mazda.
Yay.
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poisonedheart
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2009 28 January :: 8.03pm
I hate job searching.
I've applied for at least 100 jobs in the last few weeks and I haven't gotten a single freaking interview! I'm even applying in other cities now! This is bullshit!
Whatever, once I have some money, I'm leavin' this town and heading down south, setup camp in LA.
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poisonedheart
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2008 25 December :: 2.33am
Why do I even bother, honestly?
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poisonedheart
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2008 10 December :: 2.12am
Current Plan
Disappear somewhere around June, set up a new life somewhere out east or in california, let everyone know where I went about six months after that.
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allyson
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2008 3 December :: 10.30pm
where can I find a password.
I can't remember my password to my "fraggle" journal.
HELP!
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poisonedheart
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2008 26 November :: 2.23pm
So excited for thanksgiving.
Food and people, people who will compliment my excellent cooking...yaay.
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poisonedheart
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2008 26 October :: 1.35am
I feel so alive! woooo
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poisonedheart
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2008 13 October :: 5.41pm
Yay, getting drunk tomorrow, I love alcohol.
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poisonedheart
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2008 23 August :: 11.10am
I hate you.
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poisonedheart
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2008 15 August :: 12.50am
Thank god Joe broke the clippers, I had an uncontrollable urge to shave all the hair off my head, but I've done my scalp using a razor before, it's too annoying with hair longer than stubble, so my eyebrows and hair remains intact, just did normal shave.
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poisonedheart
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2008 15 August :: 12.23am
I'm so depressed right now, I just want to find a comfortable hole to go crawl into and die.
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poisonedheart
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2008 6 August :: 6.01pm
Julius is now a disabled war veteran.
=(
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poisonedheart
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2008 27 July :: 3.13am
So, everything is transient and meaningless, there's no point to life, yet I think I'll stick around a bit yet.
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poisonedheart
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2008 4 June :: 11.19pm
I just realized my life is meaningless and will never have any impact on the world.
Crap.
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