:: 2008 21 August :: 1.54 pm

i've decided that i want to go back to school.

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:: 2008 20 August :: 11.30 am

happiness....

priceless.

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:: 2008 13 August :: 12.11 pm

so i'm happy, but bad stuff keeps happening.

mel's car needs a coolant resivior, it leaks. she keeps trying to pinch my nipples, and it needs an alternator now.

my car still needs the right heaterhose and tierod ends.

box's b-day this weekend, wedding next weekend, i'm going to be so broke for the next month or so, anyone know of anywhere that is hiring?

just to end with something happy, melanie makes me really happy (when she's pinching my nipples)

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:: 2008 6 August :: 4.10 am

things are going amazing.

nuff said.

thank you kayliegh for pushing me into this.

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:: 2008 4 August :: 12.48 am

some anon posted this, i'm still laughing.

9th grade:
My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke.

Me: It's allright.
Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it?

I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold.

Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my tits?

So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm definantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy.

She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her VAGINA with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into her VAGINA. I had seriously underestimated this VAGINA's liquid retention volume.

Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME!

I was noticebly freaked me, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing.

Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!

I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her VAGINA and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.

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:: 2008 30 July :: 3.32 am

box will appericate the stuff they sell on this site.

http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=index

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:: 2008 29 July :: 4.59 pm

also, i'd like to say


I can ride my bike with no handlebars....

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:: 2008 29 July :: 4.56 pm

don't know what to do right about now.

no regrets though.

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:: 2008 27 July :: 9.06 pm

party in newaygo was kind of a flop, everyone was passed out at 11:30 ish and it was a bunch of people younger than me.

andy called me around 12 and i met him at his g/f's place just acrost the river, i got there and fell right asleep.

next day we "did some wheelie's on the thumper" and then went tubing down the little muskegon river, i'm beat now. so yeah, probably hit the bed early tonight.

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:: 2008 26 July :: 7.42 pm

TO THE WOODS!!!

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:: 2008 26 July :: 3.28 am

do you ever wonder why you save things from the past that should have been disposed of?

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:: 2008 25 July :: 9.30 pm

shitty day.

shitty night.


whoop-de-fucking-do

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:: 2008 23 July :: 3.48 am

so, i've figured out my relationship problem.

the reason i can't ever get into a relationship that is good anymore is a trust issue, no matter how great the girl is, i don't think i'll ever be able to be in love, i was fucked over once along time ago, and now i've always got my defences up being prepared to shit to hit the fan, its made me cold. No idea how to fix this though.

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:: 2008 20 July :: 11.47 pm
:: Mood: accomplished

24 days.

progress.

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:: 2008 20 July :: 1.30 am

so i was at work today bitching about tips, and stoner rachel was all like "you should grow some titties" it made me lul a bit


25 days.

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