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:: 2007 22 March :: 10.32 pm

i have to start this story out yesterday okay?

anyways.....

andy and i were cruising around in the tempo and andy is all like "dude, i smell brakes." I'm like "i dont smell shit"

so today, i'm cruising down whitecreek and i smell brakes, pretty bad, i've also noticed the car didn't perform like it usually does, seemed kinda gutless.

i pull into speedway to get gas i bend over and feel the drivers side rim to see if its hot from a stuck brake caliper, nope its fine.
walk to the passanger side reach down, look, and before i touched it i noticed hey... my brakes are on fire... it was awesome all these people were freaking out yelling "pull it away from the pumps" and yelling and shit, i just laughed at them and put the fire out with a 1/2 empty bottle of coke that was in the back seat.

how many of you can say your car was on fire?

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:: 2007 22 March :: 11.48 am

this was posted on a forum i read.


> 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup
> of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost
> instantly removed.
> 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
> someone else to hold them while you chop away.
>
> 3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet
> seat just by using the sink.
>
> 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed
> for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to
> use an egg timer.
> 5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you
> from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
> button.
>
> 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you
> will be afraid to cough.
>
> 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
> forget all about the tooth ache.
>
> 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
>
> In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
> If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40.
> If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.
>
> 9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
> 10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
>
>
> Thought for the day:
>
> SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES . . . THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
> ANYTHING, BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM
> DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.

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:: 2007 22 March :: 1.00 am
:: Music: Clutch - electric worry




did anyone else notice eric from five horse johnson is playing harmonica?

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:: 2007 21 March :: 9.46 am

i'm home for good.

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:: 2007 19 March :: 1.14 am

"i never took any pictures of my camaros, i was to busy driving the shit out of them" -Andy

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:: 2007 19 March :: 1.14 am

"i never took any pictures of my camaros, i was to busy driving the shit out of them" -Andy

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:: 2007 17 March :: 10.29 am

last night was unbelieveable.

clutch played for 2 and a half hours....

i wish they would have play careful with the mic and the soap makers, and the yeti.

before they played electric worry (beale street to oblivion)
neil fallon was like "thank god for the internet" great show.

never seen so many older people at a show in my life though.
you'd have think we went to a CCR show. haha. they rocked my socks off though.

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:: 2007 16 March :: 3.33 am

you know, people are starting to steal "skife" from me.

i've been using that name online for 9 years as up august 1st.
i feel raped.

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:: 2007 14 March :: 6.36 pm

quote of the day.

me: that draino is getting to your heads
sean: no its the oven cleaner.

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:: 2007 13 March :: 11.21 pm

i feel like driving right now. windows down, music up. my arm hanging out of the window of the grand am flying down back country roads....

i long for those days.

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:: 2007 13 March :: 10.41 am

high of 72 today

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:: 2007 12 March :: 7.47 pm

so yeah, downloaded "From beale street to oblivion" today.

not as good as RH/E or pure rock fury.

i think PRF or elephant riders are still my fabroites.

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:: 2007 12 March :: 2.45 am

hey nate or box.

you guys ever thought of putting like a 10 foot diameter trampoline in your apartment? how awesome would it be to jump from the loft on to it?

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:: 2007 11 March :: 2.59 pm
:: Music: dropkick murphys - for boston

so this week. i've got to decide if i want to stay in ohio, or not.


Advantages of ohio:
School is really good
High performance classes
no parents to bitch at me

Disadvantages of ohio:
No car
No job
250 miles from home
i have rang up about a $7500 college bill
I'm not even sure i want to wrench on cars the rest of my life.


I'm actually thinking of going to GRCC and taking some basic classes.
then maybe a business degree? i dont know really. just get the basics out of the way and have some time to figure out what i want in life.

I've already asked the opnions of some of you, others i really dont want your opnion because its just going to be "quit being a fuckin pussy"

so yeah....

thats just whats going through my head right now.

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:: 2007 11 March :: 10.46 am

Dear Mindy,


It wasn't me, i was hanging out at AJ's house with Dave, Andy and Rick. But HAHA anyways.

P.S.

you still suck.

P.P.S. I was probably sleeping when it happened, Call Miranda, she woke me up at like 1:37

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