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And now the song ends. OK LISTEN UP YALL! Today was a little bit better than yesterday... Granted the fact that it snowed like a motherfucker, and that I had to go in at 600 this morning, I would have to say that it wasn't all that bad. Took two hours to cover the whole complex, which is standard, but the faggiest thing was that it was 5+ inches of snow, plus wind was blowing like a motherfucker, so all day, there has been snow drift on the sidewalk and Chad and I had to take care of it all... we didn't anyways, because we had better shit to do. Like Me leaving early, and Chad painting mech rooms for another hour!!! HA! FAG!

I got to leave a little bit early today because last night, right after I got home from work, The phone rings, and it's Brian, another dickface prick I work with. He says that hes got mad car troubles, and he was asking me if I wanted to come in for his icecheck. I was fine with that, hey its an extra hour, and I really don't have to do much. Just sit in a cozy toasty warm automobile, and check for ICE on the stoops and steps of every building. There were only two different places that had problems, and after that, it was cream cheese. So around 800, when Trevor was here, Tom and I left to go to my work. Tom said that he wanted to watch me work and laugh at me, but hes stupid, cuz HE WAS WORKING TOO!!! AND IM THE ONE WHO GETS PAID FOR IT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Free money, nukka!

Tom and I are checkin' out the corridors, and only two of them needed salt, so BOOM, BOOM! Done and done, and we went back to my place, and Mary called. Mary and I talked for a while, and we made some planz for today... shes gonna come with me and Trevor to Grandville to bowl at the Fairlanes. WGRD, our Alternative Rock station, is sponsoring something and it has to do with bowling. Trevor and I are bowling nutz so we decided we were gonna do it... We found out about this shit at the car show we went to on sunday.

I think its great that Mary and I are holding down our relationship for now, and strictly working on the friends part. Thats the one part that we kinda skipped out on. You see, I don't like being alone, and having no one to love or even to be loved in return. Thats why I bounce into a relationship so quickly. I don't do it on purpose, but I feel some obligation deep inside to do this shit. But my problem is that I do weird and goofy shit to get the girl, and when I do get the girl, it shuts down, and i'm a completely changed and boring person. Just like my friend Drew. Except hes always boring, unless he sets something on fire. Thats his thing. Sure, i'm a pyro, but this dude IS Pyro. I'm suprised that Drew doesn't jump in a red and yellow leotard, pop a gas pack on his back, and run around with a fucking lighter, going "PYRO WILL T E R M I N A T E YOU!" If he did, i'd call him very gay. Me and my counterparts, Tom and Trev... NASTIC!!!!!!!! all call him gay; now I can't speak for either of them, but I really think that Drew is a HUGE closet case. If you see him with his leather jacket and matching faggy cowboy hat, you'd think so too... I know Trevor's dad thinks hes a flamer, but like I said, can't talk for Trevor or Tom on this one.

Just to let you people know, I have no problem with gay people... that is, until they look at my ass. Then its a problem. I don't want dudes undressing me with their eyes, thinkin' that they wish they could bob my bobber... And if I catch them... BOOF!!! Steel Toe Boot to the motherfucking Grill!

Back to the lecture. Back to work, man... thats what i was getting at...

After that shovel disaster, Me and Chad had to go to each dumpster and shovel and salt the motherfuckers, cuz *sing songy* "someone didn't do-o-o it...." Fuckers. But hey, thats less time in the mech room. I say that if Chad likes it so much, then he shouldn't bring me in it, too... I like my own time and space, cuz that helps out. Having more than one dude in a cramped spot is just really uncomfortable.

And speaking of Chad and uncomfortable, that dude is a total homophobe. He shaved his head completely fucking bald, which I think was a stupid move on his part. Its fucking winter, and he shaves his head because he says that hes tired of worrying about his hair. Well, aren't we a manly man now?

I hate people who shave their head completely bald, ESPECIALLY if it doesn't make them look good. I figure that if he really wants to be bald, he should do what every other real man does... Wait a while! It'll happen. Just because some closet case body builder dude decided to do it once doesn't make it a manly statement. It just makes you look like a muscley-looking human fucking penis man. I even told the guys at work that he looks like that the only way to jack him off was to put him in a bearhug and jump up and down...

(TIDBIT: BALD PART WAS TAKEN FROM GEORGE CARLIN.
HUMAN PENIS PART WAS TAKEN FROM 3D, GWEEDO, AND LUCIOUS JOHNNY STARK FROM JCW VOL. 1)

But I thought about that, and he looks completely fucking rediculous. So I took one finger, and ran it across his head, and he freaked, as if I was hitting on him. I swear, sometimes, I think i'm just doing this shit to get him so pissed off that he just starts going off and beats my ass... I hate the prick so much, i'm basically willing to risk my own to get him fired and lose both his job at The Crossings and his spot in the military, cuz I will just say that the fucker is mentally insane, and doesn't belong there. Then I'll be happy.

I have said that what the military really needs is a Few Good Crazy-in-the-fucked-up-head Men and Lifer Criminals in Prisons, but no one listens, really. I think that the government should really think about that... Look at it this way; Lifers don't really have much to live for, but if they were to serve their country, by sending Just them to Iraq with a Suicide Bomb strapped to their bodies, thats basically killing two birds with one stone, but no... They have to be model citizens that everyone gives a shit about, and the Lifers just rot in jail... Our government is stupid, and Chad is just a shining image of that.

Stupid Fucking Racist Rednecks, who want to go out there and give it their all to kill a bunch of "Camel Fuckers" as Chad so put it... It just shows how ignorant our country has become. I hate the fact that our country is so fucking prejudiced, and so fucking high and mighty because we are the most powerful nation in the world... SO FUCKING WHAT?! Just because we are doesn't mean that we have to shove it in everyone elses face. And We, I say, are the reason that world peace will never come to be... that is, until Vulcans come out and straighten out the crazy ones... WHERE IS SPOCK WHEN YOU NEED HIM!?!

But back to what I was saying, now that i'm done knocking our government (homophobes, too), I have to say that i'm glad that all the military in my family isn't like Chad. Otherwise, i'd have to go apeshit on them, too... the only active one is my Uncle Steve, and hes my godfather...

But anyways, that was pretty much work. Then I went home and did laundry...

There is one thing that I keep on trying to bring up about when Mary and I broke up but I keep on fucking forgetting. Hopefully, I'll write it down if and when I can walk freely with a pad of paper and a pen without anyone at work breathing down my neck...

But I gotta get some shit done, so I'm out this piece for now.

~~~ PEACE!!!! ~~~

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