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2004 14 August :: 11.36am
:: Mood: drunk
aw shit, last night was fun
party at janets....
me and stein killed a 5th of smirnoff twisted citrus, and a bottle of smirinoff twisted orange each.
we started at 9ish, were trashed by 1030, and the 5th was gone by then too.
heres the funny stories.....
the double dart that ryan threw, one hit the board, one hit the wall and shattered.
the death of an ambre (jim beam, mt. dew, and smirnoff twisted in a double shot glass) ryan almost threw up and megan took one and goes "its booze" like it was nothing.
stein in general was so out of it was sooooo funny, everything was slurred...
megan was holding his hand and he goes "i dont wanna hold your hand" and then shoved his hand back in his mouth.
"did you notice the water poured on your foot?" - janet
"I FELT THE COLD!" - stein
"put your head over there" - janet
"thats a toilet bowl" - stein
megan is outside smoking and stein is pounding on the doorwall saying "i want one of those!"
while trying to barf he put his hand in the toilet bowl like 2109482109 times.
while in the bathroom trying to barf still, he is flailing his head around and smashed it on the toilet bowl.
stein trying to count..."1" -stein "what comes after one stein?" "2" "7" "13"
stein dropped his cup of water all over maddy
im sleeping at this point and theyre trying to get stein to throw up, and so hes in the bathroom going "wheres nicole?, i wanna see nicole! i wanna sleep with nicole" all repeated like 290244 times (slurred like crazy) "after you barf you can go sleep with nicole" - janet stein then makes barfing noises and insists that he threw up and can go to sleep now.
"i gotta call ashley"- stein "ok stein what do you wanna say" - janet "hi ashley. how are you?" - stein "ok stein i'll handle it" - janet
then the me section..
"i feel bad, steins really drunk, i feel bad, im sorry janet" while barfing
more like this - im sorry barf, i feel bad, barf
i fell down the stairs while janet and stein were in front of me, cut janets elbow, landed in the basement and layed on the ground spread eagle.
janet made me eat a bread stick, and i didnt want to and i gave a bite to stein and he took a bite and spit it on the ground.
i had a puke bowl, and it was sick as hell so i tried to give it to ryan and he was like "no you need it" but i didnt want it and said "no its sick as hell" and so janet dumped it out.
i had a loogie, and wanted to spit it out the front door and i got up to do so and janets like "its locked" and i go "i can figure it out"
now for the morning.......
i wake up at 10ish, cant figure out who jeff is, bc his hair was all weird and i thought he was adam. so im staring at him, and he wakes up looks around confused as hell and then goes back to bed.
then we went to denny's and it was weird as hell...
1. none of our waitresses were there
2. we were the only teenagers
3. me nor ryan could finish our meals
4. stein got stuck under the booth trying to retrieve his phone, and found a pair of sunglasses for ryan.
5. "why does the salt look brown" - stein then after staring at it for a while goes "oh, its pepper"
(stein is no longer drunk at this point too)
so we come back to janets and insist on cleaning and she like freaks out on us, so we didnt clean.
then stein is on this fast track running thing, and ryan goes "i have to try that" trys to get on, steps on the right foot thing, it flys forward and he falls onto the treadmil (which was standing up right).
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2004 13 August :: 5.50pm
I'd like to thank Stephanie for making it possible for me to half ass a journal entry in her comments.
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2004 9 August :: 9.37pm
:: Mood: tired
:: Music: the dodgeball song!
bass lake
bass lake was awesome...like it could be anything else.
hung out with stein, janet and mel most of the time so it had to be fun at least.....i always have fun with them.
lets see here...
stein.....
"put it back on! put it back on!" - me after ripping off a reflector from someones trailor/rv thing.
that walk on the new trail was fun, tredging through the nasty crap, and jumping from fallen tree to fallen tree.
6 man lift......thats all that needs to be said, if you dont get it, i have pictures.....muwhahahahahaha
showering in my clothes to get the shaving cream out of my hair....then having to take lauren to her site bc she didnt have a buddy, then having to walk back to our site which was on the complete other side of camp and being an hour late.....good thing bruce wasnt there, we would have been dead...
shining the light at the people on swim hill from the toboggan hill with janets light.
taking a picture in pitch black and then not being able to see the trail all the way to the big tent.
scoring one of the touchdowns and assisting on the other in ultimate!
sharpie tatoos
sending jon bay into the ravine playing croquette.
making janets legs fall asleep during mass gathering.
hey, if anyone goes to the fuller still website and can actually buy things, let me know how to ok? bc i cant.
fuller still was fun, so i want to get a cd if they have all the songs we sang on it.
dancing to all the songs, especailly the dodgeball song and do-see-do-ing to "i will dance, i will sing, to be mad, for my king, nothing lord is hindering the passion in my soul" (as you can tell i dont know the name)
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2004 9 August :: 10.25pm
analyze this
i'm driving in an almost traffic jam on I-94, heading east out of detroit. it's crazy because i don't feel like i'm in control of the car, and everyone is going really fast. suddenly, the guy in front of me slams on his brakes, so i have to follow suit, and i swerve to avoid rear-ending him. the car behind me hits me, but it's a very light crash (if that makes any sense), and it sorta bounces off. so it turns into this huge pile-up of vehicles stuck on I-94, and i'm wondering, "what the hell caused this?"
so i park and get out of my car, and i walk over to a group of people. i ask them what's going on, and they're like, "there's a bunch of protesters up there!" and i'm like, "wha?" so i keep walking through the cars and i come to the end of the pile-up, where there's this open stretch of freeway for a few hundred feet. i don't know what was on the other side.... i can't remember... a parking lot? i don't know, it was weird.
i hear lots of yelling and i look over to see a few hundred people standing on the grass hill next to the freeway. behind them is wayne state (yeah, who knows). these "protesters" are shouting down at people who are trying to run across the open space on the freeway, egging them on to do it. then, as soon as someone builds up the courage to do so, the mob on the hill bust out rocks and other hard objects (forgive my memory, this dream was a whole 15 or so hours ago) and throws them at the people on the freeway! it was like being in a war zone!
so all these people by me are limping around, rubbing their bruised body parts and bleeding all over the place. i'm getting fed up with these assholes on the hill, and for some reason, i really want to get across. so i just start walking, paying no attention to the sneering from the mob, concentrating on getting to the other side. i have the dirty harry snarl going, pissed as hell, walking confidently as debris is flying at me.
but i never get hit, and i make it safely to the other side. at this point, everyone starts cheering - the dorks stuck in the traffic jam AND the freaks on the hill. a bunch of the protesters come running out of the wayne state building and congratulate me on being "brave" and "going against the norm" and "doing what i believe in," and all this business. then they hand me an award and bring me into the building where other "winners" are sitting around eating pizza and wearing birthday-type hats, blowing on noise makers. they sit me down at the head of the table in a nice leather chair, and a girl kisses me on the cheek.
the end.
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2004 4 August :: 5.10pm
You know that Seinfeld episode where Elaine's boyfriend is rendered unfunctionable when the "Desperado" song comes on. Well I feel something similar when U2's "With Or Without You" comes on. It came on, on the radio at work today and I just got the chills. That song has such an immense effect on me.
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2004 31 July :: 12.27am
two words danielle.....
HONK HONK
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2004 29 July :: 8.56pm
this is what i want to see when i reach those pearly gates
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2004 29 July :: 3.04am
:: Music: morrissey
head in the clouds and a mouthful of pie
after megan somehow managed to convince danielle to go out tonight (i don't know what kind of LSD she slipped in danielle's sushi, but wow, it worked!) i was appointed the designated driver to take the girls to canada. oh my.
we got there at midnight.
after walking around and going into empty bars, we settled in at voodoo. *shakes head* it was packed like pickles [looks to joe for a chuckle]. it really wasn't fun.
i saw a waitress there that i'd talked to the last time we went. at that time, i'd inquired about the shots she was serving. they looked like chemistry test tubes. so i made a joke about it and she thought it was funny or whatever. so tonight when i saw her, i was like, "hey! chemistry test tubes!" and she was like, "hey, i remember you! i haven't seen you in a while, how are you?" danielle was standing there in shock. the waitress told me that there was a dress-up night at the bar, and she used my joke as inspiration for her costume - she was a chemist or something. so i said, "hey, do i get a free shot for that, then?" and she was like, "sure!" and gave me one. danielle was astonished at my smoothing talking. so i got a free test tube of red stuff.
megan and nicole were hit on by some weird dork. nicole got hoo-hah. bah.
the only other thing worth mentioning came at the end of the night. i walked over to an empty spot to lean against the wall, which just happened to be next to 3 girls. so this guy comes over to me and says, "hey - those girls are mine." and i'm like, "haha, okay man, i won't go near them!" then we're both standing there in silence with our arms crossed, and he says, "hey bro, got a cig?"
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2004 27 July :: 8.32pm
Everytime I'm driving or I'm at work or whatever, I sit and think of volumes of things to write in my journal, but as soon as I sit here, I never want to persue anything. So instead I produce cheap ass entries like this one. Blah.
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2004 22 July :: 2.28pm
The Ashlee Simpson show was on last night, and I was half listening to it while I was on the computer. She was whining about being nervous for her first show. The VERY FIRST TIME she was on stage. I looked over my shoulder and saw that she was on a substantial size stage, with quite a large audience. I think thats bullshit. She didn't earn a damn thing. She's famous because her sister is Jessica. Granted I don't know the half of what its like to be a musician, but I've experienced enough and I've read enough to know that it takes musicians years of hard work and gigs at crappy old bars and exactly what Brendan Fraser said in Airheads "Playing your hearts out for 15 minutes and the only people there are the other bands and their girlfriends" I know exactly what thats like. She doesn't deserve the success and fame that has been granted to her. I mean, I could understand if her and her band were spectacular or something. Yeah, they're competant musicians, but it was nothing special that caught my ear, they sound like many other bands out there. It just pisses me off how unfair things are sometimes. She hasn't worked long and hard enough to be the status that she's at now. Spoiled brat.
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2004 19 July :: 2.38am
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sky is sagging
suffocating starving flowers
algae takes on a frothy white
when dragons fuck for cake
"lick the frosting from my face."
somewhere in antarctica,
a pigeon writhes in flames
bloated seahorses drift by
carcasses bleeding uterine soap
where hungry hips wash
there is a forest growing out of the water
each tall tree swelled with hemoglobin
the ocean wants to scream
moaning waves roll underneath each other
so submerged are they
weeping onto sand
and in love
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2004 17 July :: 9.39pm
"You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and then you dipped AGAIN! It's like putting your whole mouth in the dip!"
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