And she returns....Part I
ok so this will most likely turn into a loong boring account of my trip to gainsville so I suggest you stop reading here.

Michelle and I made it there in about 4 and 1/2 hours and got to Hillary's around 1ish? idk but they have the cutest little town house ever its 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms and it's just her and her sister Margaux living there so it's perfect. So we hung out for a bit got settled in got a look at domestic hillary cleaning and doing dishes which was quite amusing. Then we drove around a bit.

Went to publix to pick up some breakfast food and mixers for the lovely alcohol that Margaux had agreed to pick up for us later. We drove through the campus down frat row (lol it's actually a street) did some people watching....many hot college boys with nice bodies and longish hair in tight shirts were wandering everywhere : P. I really like it up there north florida is so much different, I mean it was still pretty fuckin hot but it was pretty there's a lot of big trees and spanish moss and it was just nice.

Then we dropped our purchases off back at their house and met Margaux's friend Joanie and her brother who were nice after they left we went out to dinner at Maui Chicken Teryaki which was really good there's lots of places to eat up there. After dinner we went to this guy alans apartment to pick up some more alcohol hillary had left there. lol we walked in cuz the door was unlocked and it was just....great shot glasses everywhere a wall full of empty alcohol bottles stuff everywhere the lamp was broken god knows how...I can't wait for that life lol. Anyway we eventually called them and found them in his GF's apartment down the hall, went into say hi and pick up even more alcohol (lol the "beverlys"). We also met Christina, Alans GF, Christine (lol yes 2 diff people just like home : ) ) and Keith, they asked us to bring all the stuff home and they would be by later to hang out.

When we got home Margaux had picked up our Rum and ice for the pina coladas and daqueries and some bacardis and smirnoffs and a bottle of vanilla vodka. We added all of the stuff we had picked up from alans to it and got started lol. Margaux left around 11 with some friends who had driven all the way from Sarasota to see her. It was these two marines Bobby and Ryan and Bobby's GF Christina (yes yet another christina) they were all comming back later too but we wanted to get started early.

So michelle hillary and I started making Daqueries and Pina Coladas and then Hillary and I invented this drink called a Cum Shot (she made it up I named it) all it was was a shot of Vanilla vodka with this french vanilla coffee creamer and from the name you can guess what it looked like. It wasn't that bad it was just nauseatingly sweet so everytime someone said this girls name that Hill didn't like we made them take a cum shot. Hillary and I weren't that drunk but we were being stupid and acting like it. Michelle was pretty bad cuz she started getting all depressed : \
We did take a whole bunch of pics on michelles fone including some of us in our sexy cowboy hats and Hillarys giant colada. She had this martini glass that was literally a foot tall with a cup as big as her head and she drank like 2 or 3 pitchers of pina coladas out of it. lol they were good minus the dust that she couldnt wash out of the cup ewwww. I was being so mean to michelle I pushed her down the stairs just because all it took was like tapping her on the shoulder lol and I put a chair leg on top of her hair when she was laying on the floor so she couldnt get up without ripping her hair out. then I stole her fone and her car keys and her hat and her drink....funny stuff <3.....lmao we also called richelle and Margaux asking for porn I'm afraid to say.

At like 1:30 Margaux still wasn't home and we were getting bored and and michelle looked like she was ready to pass out so we went to go to sleep when this guy Christian showed up so Hillary and I stayed up and talked to him until Margaux came home not long after with Bobby Ryan and Christina, then Alan Keith and the other Christina came over and we started having a little party type thing. I wasn't planning on drinking anymore but it wasnt long before I took another shot and decided to join in.

I finished off a 6pack of bacardis and one of michelles smirnoffs playing this drinking game that I think Alan was teaching us (plus the daqueries and shots i had had before) it was a lot of fun. I still wasn't very drunk well not stupidly drunk just happy i suppose. Keith started talking to me a lot and then it turned to hitting on me lol he kept telling me he was suppressing inappropriate thoughts that were running throu his head cuz Margaux told him I was still in HS (he didn't find out i was 16 until the next morning.) He was a frat boy I'm pretty sure and Margaux said by the end of the night it was the drunkest she had ever seen him which is saying something. I ended up taking care of him everytime I went to get myself water I made him drink it even tho I was getting dehydrated he could barely stand lol.

After a while the game got to be too much since the guys had been drinking straight whisky and we were doing waterfalls (ugh) and we had all gotten to the point of naming this Giraffe statue Jerry (not jeffery because that is taken by the toys r us statue) and we had made a rule in the game that before you drank you had to say Jerry may I.....yeahhh so at that point it was around 6am and christian alan and christina left leaving keith behind to sleep in the middle of the floor because he couldnt move. Bobby and Christina slept on the couch and Ryan upstairs.

I woke up around 1 in the afternoon and we all just kinda sat in the middle of the living room in the dark trying to wake up bobby and keith which just was not happening. Eventually we started cleaning up the bottles and cups all around the house. Hillary has this interesting habit of drinking out of a measuring cup and using serving spoons and forks to eat with when everything else is in the dishwasher lol. And we had used just about every cup in the cabinet. Yeah so I was a little hung over for once : \ so I took sum advil and we went out to lunch at fridays and I felt much better. We came home to find every1 just about where we left them only keith had been picked up and the rest were asleep on the couch watching big fish. We hung out in hillarys room a while just being lazy before we went to the mall. The one they have up there is pretty nice (the Oaks mall) they have this store buckle which i <3 love <3 i wish we had it down here. I was running short on money since my mom didnt budget in alcohol (whoda thought lol) when she gave me an advance on my allowance so going into the stores and having to refrain from buying anything was kind of like being a reformed rug addict in a crack house but eh....looking is nice : \

After that we went to cicis for dinner and much delerium ensued....its beyond words how stupid we are sometimes. Then we went to publix (with me wearing michelles nifty cowboy hat because it was dead sexy lol) again to pick up some more ice for pina coladas and such and some ice cream for margaux and some other stuff......

ok well this is getting quite ridiculous so I will break it up into 2 entries....more later call me if you wanna hang out this week or nxt week before dance starts much love and to be continued....


~Jess~

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