Fuck New Years
I swear if i hear 1 more fucking person say happy new year, idc where they live, they're getting an ass beating like they have never received before. I'm sick of hearing it.


Y100's Top 100 of 2003
1) The White Stripes – Seven Nation Army (they annoy me - the only band that shouldn't be on here)
2) Evanescence – Bring Me To Life
3) Audioslave – Like A Stone
4) Foo Fighters – Times Like These
5) Blink 182 – Feeling This
6) Queens of The Stone Age – No One Knows
7) Linkin Park – Somewhere I Belong
8) Coldplay – The Scientist
9) The Ataris – The Boys of Summer
10) Trapt – Headstrong
11) Good Charlotte – The Anthem (wait these guys suck ass too)
12) Red Hot Chili Peppers – Can’t Stop
13) Jet – Are You Gonna Be My Girl
14) Staind – So Far Away
15) Dashboard Confessional – Hands Down
16) 311 – Creatures (For A While)
17) Chevelle – Send The Pain Below
18) Coldplay – Clocks
19) Smile Empty Soul – Bottom Of A Bottle
20) The White Stripes – The Hardest Button To Button (twice?)
21) Audioslave – Show Me How To Live
22) Fuel – Falls On Me
23) Radiohead – There There
24) Nickelback – Someday
25) Linkin Park – Numb
26) Saliva – Always
27) A.F.I. – Girl’s Not Grey
28) A Perfect Circle – Weak & Powerless
29) The Offspring – Hit That
30) Chevelle – The Red
31) Queens of The Stone Age – Go With The Flow
32) 3 Doors Down – When I’m Gone
33) Dave Matthews – Gravedigger
34) Jane’s Addiction – Just Because
35) Red Hot Chili Peppers – The Zephyr Song
36) Good Charlotte – Girls & Boys (AHH)
37) Seether – Fine Again (in the words of my wannabe black friends - YEAH BOI!!)
38) Hot Hot Heat – Bandages
39) Linkin Park – Faint
40) Three Days Grace – (I Hate) Everything About You
41) Disturbed – Remember
42) The Strokes – 12:51
43) Live – Heaven
44) Audioslave – Cochise
45) The Darkness – I Believe In A Thing Called Love
46) Trapt – Still Frame
47) Radiohead – Go To Sleep
48) The Starting Line – Best of Me
49) 3 Doors Down – Here Without You
50) Thursday – Signals Over The Air
51) The Roots – The Seed 2.0
52) Audioslave – I Am The Highway
53) Finch – What It Is To Burn
54) Fountains of Wayne – Stacy’s Mom
55) Velvet Revolver – Set Me Free
56) Red Hot Chili Peppers – Dosed
57) The Transplants – Diamonds & Guns
58) Godsmack – Serenity
59) Good Charlotte – The Yound And The Hopeless (Ishkabibble?)
60) Taproot – Poem
61) Foo Fighters – Low
62) System of A Down – Chic N Stu
63) Evanescence – Going Under
64) Sum 41 – Still Waiting
65) P.O.D. – Will You
66) The Ataris – In This Diary
67) CKY – Attached At The Hip
68) Switchfoot – Meant To Live (quite possibly the greatest song i have ever read)
69) Deftones – Minerva
70) Iggy Pop – Little Know It All
71) The Used – Buried Myself Alive
72) Puddle of Mudd – Away From Me
73) Rancid – Fall Back Down
74) Godsmack – Straight Out Of Line
75) Coldplay – Moses
76) Staind – Price To Play
77) A.F.I. – The Leaving Song, Part 2
78) Nickelback – Figured You Out
79) Alkaline Trio – We’ve Had Enough
80) Red Hot Chili Peppers – Fortune Faded
81) P.O.D. – Sleeping Awake
82) The Donnas – Take It Off
83) Brand New – The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
84) Incubus – Megalomaniac
85) Metallica – St. Anger
86) Stone Temple Pilots – All In The Suit That You Wear
87) Story Of The Year – Until The Day I Die (why #87?)
88) Seether – Driven Under
89) Hoobastank – Out of Control
90) Less Than Jake – The Science of Selling Yourself Short
91) Staind – How About You
92) Cold – Stupid Girl
93) Something Corporate – Space
94) Sum 41 – The Hell Song
95) Korn – Right Now
96) Zwan – Honestly
97) Yellowcard – Way Away (my boiss - westside g dogs!!)
98) Pete Yorn – Come Back Home
99) Thrice – All That’s Left
100) Burning Brides – Arctic Snow

Album of the Year
1) Linkin Park - Meteora
2) Audioslave - Audioslave
3) 311 - Evolver
4) Radiohead - Hail to the Thief
5) Evanescence - Fallen

Lamest Record of the Year
1) Clay Aiken - Measure of a Man
2) Metallica - St. Anger
3) Limp Bizkit - Results May Vary

Best New Artist
1) Audioslave
2) Evanescence
3) Trapt

Artist of the Year
1) Coldplay
2) Linkin Park
3) Fuel
4) Audioslave
5) 311

Best Music Video
1) Fountains of Wayne- Stacy’s Mom
2) Coldplay- The Scientist
3) The White Stripes- Seven Nation Army

Best Tour
1) Lollapalooza (Jane’s Addiction/Audioslave/QOTSA)
2) Warped Tour (Rancid/Ataris/Used/Starting Line)
3) Summer Sanitarium (Metallica/Linkin Park/Limp Biz)

Best Y100 Concert
1) Y100 FEASTival 2003
2) Y100 FEZtival 2003
3) Y100 We Bring the Rock To You with Blink 182

Best Sonic Session
1) Dashboard Confessional
2) Radiohead
3) Thursday

Most Emo-licious Frontman
1) Chris Carrabba of Dashboard Confessional
2) Joel from Good Charlotte
3) Kenny from the Starting Line

Band/Artist That Should Die a Horrible Death
1) Limp Bizkit (Fred Durst)
2) Creed
3) Britney Spears

American Idol That Should Die a Horrible Death
1) Clay Aiken
2) Justin Guarini
3) Ruben Studdard

Casey’s Best Stunt
1) Shot With 1000 Paint Balls
2) Beer Bonging His Own Urine
3) Brazilian Wax

Funniest Steve Morrison Impression
1) Michael Jackson
2) Regis Philbin
3) Arnold Schwartzenegger

Hottest Philly’s Hottest
1) Bartender
2) Teacher
3) Secretary

Best Movie
1) Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
2) Pirates of the Caribbean
3) Finding Nemo

Worst Movie
1) From Justin to Kelly
2) Gigli
3) Hulk

Best TV Show (Drama)
1) The O.C.
2) CSI
3) 24

Best TV Show (Comedy)
1) The Simpsons
2) Friends
3) Scrubs

Best Reality Show
1) Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
2) The Osbournes
3) Fear Factor

Best Reality Dating Show
1) Average Joe
2) Bachelor/Bachelorette
3) Joe Millionaire

Best Comedy Central Show
1) South Park
2) SNL Re-Runs
3) Daily Show

Best MTV Show
1) Viva La Bam
2) Punk’d
3) Cribs

Best Punk’d
1) Justin Timberlake
2) Fez from That 70’s Show
3) Travis from Blink 182

Funniest “I Love The 80’s” Commentator
1) None - They’re All Annoying
2) Michael Ian Black
3) Hal Sparks

Best Infomercial
1) Girls Gone Wild “Doggy Style”
2) Alzair (Penis Enlargement)
3) Chef Tony’s Knives

Most Infamous Celebrity Moment
1) Michael Jackson Charged with Molestation
2) Paris Hilton Sex Tape
3) Kobe Charged With Sexual Assult

Favorite Celebrity Couple
1) Chris Martin of Coldplay & Gwenyth Paltrow
2) Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey
3) Heather Mitts & AJ Feeley

Most Annoying Celebrity Couple
1) Bennifer (Ben Affleck & J.Lo.)
2) Fred Durst & Himself
3) Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey

Best Showing of Celebrity Skin
1) Paris Hilton
2) Britney Spears
3) Christina Aguilera

Celebrity Who Will Do The Most Time
1) None - They’ll All Get Off
2) Michael Jackson
3) Robert Blake

Coolest Old Guy
1) Blue from Old School
2) Jack Nicholson
3) Hugh Hefner

Worst Actor Turned Musician
1) Screech (Dustin Diamond)
2) Corey Feldman
3) Macho Man Randy Savage

Biggest Druggie
1) Courtney Love
2) Ozzy
3) Scott Weiland

Celebrity We’ll Miss The Most
1) John Ritter
2) Johnny Cash
3) Fred Rogers

Most Annoying Country
1) France
2) Iraq
3) United States

Best Way To Break Up
1) Face to Face
2) Preston & Steve’s Love You/Hate You Line
3) Instant Message

Best Game System
1) Playstation 2
2) Xbox
3) Nintendo GameCube

Phavorite Philly Sports Team
1) Eagles
2) Phillies
3) Flyers

Favorite Local News
1) 6 ABC Action News
2) NBC 10 News
3) Fox 10 O’clock News/Good Day Philadelphia

Hottest News Anchor/Weather/Traffic Woman
1) Cecily Tynan (6 ABC)
2) Alycia Lane (CBS 3)
3) Tracy Davidson (NBC 10)

Hottest News Anchor/Weather/Traffic Man
1) Glen “Hurricane” Schwartz (NBC 10)
2) Tim Lake (NBC 10)
3) Rick Williams (6 ABC)

Phavorite Phat Philadelphian
1) Phil Margera
2) Andy Reid
3) John Kruk

Best Local Cover Band
1) Mr. Greengenes
2) Split Decision
3) Lima Bean Riot

Best Local Original Band (Unsigned)
1) Octane
2) Stargazer Lily
3) Arms of Orion

Best Local Original Band (Signed)
1) The Starting Line
2) The Roots
3) CKY

Most Scandalous Local Scandal
1) John Street Investigation
2) Hoagie-Gate
3) Monica Malpass Affair

Phavorite Philly Newspaper
1) Inquirer
2) Daily News
3) City Paper

Best Cheesesteak
1) Pat’s
2) Gino’s
3) Jim’s

Favorite Bridge (Best Way Out of Jersey)
1) Ben Franklin
2) Walt Whitman
3) Commodore Barry


FUCK RAPPERS
~BOYER

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