It's a long way down from the place where we started from.

1 Lie | Fact and fiction work as a team.

:: 2004 4 April :: 10.37pm

the week from hell
this week sucked hard core.

monday my grandma had a test done and she has to have surgry, and shes all freaking out saying "im dying" and its scary, but we've known that shes bleeding internally since the fall....but she wouldnt do anything about it, now its gone so far and she has to have an operation. she goes to see the surgeon tomorrow to find out when its going to happen.

tuesday, well actually monday night uncle marty had a massive stroke and has been in the hospital since. i went home tuesday night and talked to him, but by wednesday morning he couldnt really talk, he lost the ability right in front of my eyes. then he had to have a piece of his skull removed bc his brain was swelling and in order to save the other part of his brain they had to make room for it to expand. so i was at the hospital all week.

now i have a shit load of homework to catch up on because after i talked to my mom i just ran out the door, didnt really grab anything i woudl need.

hmm what else....oh yeah, now im sick, i had a fever earlier today, but i think i slept it off because i feel fine now.

thats all im putting in here, if you want to know more, call me

3 Lies | Fact and fiction work as a team.

:: 2004 1 April :: 2.21pm

the world's getting better.

april fool's.

:: 2004 30 March :: 11.19pm

j'ai faim comme le loup
whispers and hugs
butterflies and winks
words rise and bodies sink

"we will be
today, tomorrow and
forever, you'll see."

grins and crooked shins
lash bats and nervous coughs
lips lock and bodies mock

"i'm in you
and you're in me and
together we'll be free."

lies and smudged eyes
severed veins and rotten moss
backs turn and bodies frost

"i meant to
and i thought we
and
it couldn't be."

2 Lies | Fact and fiction work as a team.

:: 2004 30 March :: 4.23pm

hahaha
this was craigs response to my freddy dream....well after he was like "thats fucked up"

Babyskankno19: i had this dream that my pinky finger got cut off and i cooked it and started to eat it, but it was normal, not weird or anything

WhitePony

:: 2004 29 March :: 2.45pm
:: Music: U2 - Sunday Bloody Sunday

(none)
1) Using band names, spell out your name:
Juliana Theory (The)
Orgy
Snot
Eagles
Pink Floyd
Hoobastank

Rage Against The Machine
Adema
Nirvana
Deftones
At The Drive-In
Lacuna Coil
Lost Prophets

Avenged Sevenfold
Nine Inch Nails
Thursday
Hot Hot Heat
Open Hand
No Doubt
Yellowcard

Finch
Incubus
One Side Zero
Reggie & The Full Effect
Eurythmics
N.E.R.D.
Zebrahead
Abandoned Pools

2) Have you ever had a song written about you?
Jimi Hendrix wrote �Hey Joe� about me cuz we were good buds back in the day and I was known to constantly have a gun on me. Y�see, I am a very angry person so when someone pisses me off I�m apt to pull my gun out without a second thought, so you best watch your ass. I�ve killed before and I WILL do it again.

3) What song makes you cry?
haha long ago a Hootie and the Blowfish song made me cry cuz it reminded me of a girl� this was back in like 6th grade I think.

4) What song makes you happy?
Deftones � Be Quiet and Drive (Far Away) It just has such a summer time with my cousins feeling to it. Driving around the town late at night looking for adventures.

5) What do you like to listen to before bed?
my inner thoughts telling me how much of a wuss I am for not asking girls out. Have you ever noticed how much confidence you have when you�re laying in bed imagining the conversation you could be having and you build up your confidence and you KNOW that you�re going to do it, then you wake up and say, �ehh not today.�

r i g h t n o w

WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?: Abandoned Pools � The Remedy
WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?: Saliva� not that stupid band, I mean the real thing
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?: sunny and breezy but not hot, the perfect combination. I�m so happy I could shit
HOW ARE YOU? *see above
WHAT IS WRITTEN ON YOUR HAND IN PINK SHARPIE?: over lapping phone numbers from countless women from today.

d o y o u

GET MOTION SICKNESS?: only in cars. I get a cold sweat going and very nauseous.
HAVE A BAD HABIT?: I have a tendency to shoot people when they piss me off, and I grind my teeth when I play with a cat�s or dog�s ear
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: Yeah, I�ve waved my gun around enough so they know not to fuck around.
LIKE TO DRIVE?: I�d rather be the passenger so that I can have a clearer shot

h a v e y o u

BROKEN THE LAW: broken? More like obliterated
RAN AWAY FROM HOME: no need to run when you pack heat
SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE: only to sit out on the front porch to avoid talking to people early in the morning and have them question why I�m going outside and blah blah
EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: I never go swimming unless that�s the case
MADE A PRANK PHONE CALL: I�d rather go to their house and threaten them with my .22
EVER TIPPED OVER A PORTA-POTTY: yeah, then rolled around in the excrement afterwards and had people take pictures
USED YOUR PARENTS' CREDIT CARD BEFORE: My mom has me buy my online Christmas presents with her credit card
SKIPPED SCHOOL BEFORE: I missed over 19 days in the last quarter of high school in my English class only and I ended up getting an A+ in the class. That�s how much of an English stud I was/am.
FALLEN ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH: no, but sometimes there will be water left over from the bath as its draining and I�ll turn on the shower and pretend I�m back at �Nam in the rainy, muddy trenches clutching Charlie�s shrapnel wound crying out over the mortar blasts. Then my mom bangs on the door and asks what the hell I'm yelling for.
BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY: I had to do a ridiculous amount in Elementary school. I was a background dancer in a musical of �The Lion Sleeps Tonight� in 4th grade I remember.
LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER: Like Laura said, I�m usually the one crying.

r a n d o m

DO YOU HAVE A JOB: yes, but its hard to get work done when my two female co-workers are constantly hitting on me and actually started mildly fighting over me (I�ll tell you about it later Moob).
WHAT DOES YOUR CD PLAYER HAVE IN IT RIGHT NOW: I don�t listen to cd�s at home, but in my car is the glorious Glassjaw � Worship And Tribute
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?: I�d the the stubby one at the bottom that everyone used to use like crazy, but now is just shunned
HOW MANY SCARS DO YOU HAVE?: I have a �bob� wire (barbed wire) scar from hoping fences in my hick town �YEEHAAA lets go rape that goat!�
WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU'RE GONNA GET?: I�ll probably replace some of the cd�s that were stolen, possibly The Juliana Theory - Love.
WHO DO YOU CONSIDER GOOD FRIENDS?: Moob, V, �the band� �the cousins� B-Rey, Zach, Jimmy (Tim), T-Bone
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?: pillage

w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t

TIME YOU CRIED?: �What is this salty discharge?!�
YOU GOT A REAL LETTER?: Brandy sent me a letter with a Deftones Hexagram promo. She�s so sweet. Where the hell are the rest of you suckas at?
YOU GOT E-MAIL: I got one from Marcus suggesting I �give it to her good with Male Enhancement pills�
THING YOU PURCHASED: a one day parking permit. I think my permanent flew out the window.
TV PROGRAM YOU WATCHED: The Ellen Degeneres Show, I love that show, I watch it every chance I get, no joke.
MOVIE YOU SAW AT THE THEATER: Starsky and Hutch

7 Lies | Fact and fiction work as a team.

buttercup954

:: 2004 29 March :: 4.10pm
:: Music: le tigre

ok so here's a dream to wonder about.
i wake up to the radio and it's around the time that they have a short news clip, and in it they mentioned documents stolen from some govt. place... and while alseep i knew that it was the radio but i started dreaming about the covenant stealing it, then i was sydney (i'm talking about alias obviously) and vaughn's wife had done it and i was trying to tell him it was her (cause i/sydney loves him and all and wanted him) but he didn't want to believe me... then i woke up.

5 Lies | Fact and fiction work as a team.

:: 2004 29 March :: 4.08pm

and the weird ass dreams keep comming
well this was a lovely one i had earlier this week.........

im in a restaurant sitting at a table across from janet and mel and next to freddy kreuger.

now for this story to be uderstandable, it was a recangle table with chairs...not a booth.

now freddy wasnt like scary or anything, but he had his face and his hand...i dont know

freddy was a lesbian and was hitting on me, and went to put his arm around me and i jumped up, tripped over my chair and ran out of the restaurant.

that was the entire thing, but it seemed like it took forever.

:: 2004 29 March :: 3.59pm

ask yourself this question
knowing what i know, and knowing i know so little of what could be known, why do i do the things i do?

7 Lies | Fact and fiction work as a team.

:: 2004 28 March :: 1.18am

hey, you said you'd love to die some
okay, know what? you all are nuts!! this atkins diet business has gone past being out of control - it's officially full-out insanity! i saw a commercial for arby's, and they are now serving meat with lettuce and tomatoes as a meal. just that. no bread. what?! have you all gone mad?? arby's is famous for its sandwiches!! no bread = no sandwich! what the hell is going on here??

FADS! TRENDS! STUPID!

HERE'S AN IDEA:
eat a variety of foods in moderation, and move around a little bit! presto!

oh, but wait, i'm so very silly! doing that would take effort and patience! this is AMERICA after all, and everything must happen in the INSTANT snap of a finger, with NO WORK done on our part whatsoever. give us the quickest, easiest, most ready-to-throw-away product to turn ourselves into plastic smiley anorexic-sexy rich motherfuckers. that is the exact key to self-fulfillment, self-actualization, and true happiness.

all praise the mighty bullshit of this world.

3 Lies | Fact and fiction work as a team.

:: 2004 27 March :: 8.04pm

im WAY tired
today was the lacrosse tournament, i had a lot of fun, even though we lost all 3 games...hope and st. mary's were really good....we played gvsu in a giant mud puddle (im not even joking) and we played terrible that game too.

in the first game against hope, i did pretty good, made good passes, but i hit the damn post 2 times! why cant the net be like 2 cm wider??

so im really tired and will be going to bed in like 10 minutes....not even joking, its 8 on a saturday night...i'll be sleeping! woo i rule!

1 Lie | Fact and fiction work as a team.

:: 2004 27 March :: 1.04am

mexican seafood
If I were a month, I'd be: happy.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: short.
If I were a time of day, I'd be: forever.
If I were a planet, I'd be: gaseous.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: able to breathe underwater.
If I were a direction, I'd be: "do not enter! wrong way."
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: an ottoman.
If I were a sin, I'd be: suicide.
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: anyone who got to hang out with Jesus.
If I were a liquid, I'd be: semen. i don't even mean it in a sick way either. i could be a little sperm guy ( ~o) and see what it's like to race to an egg. i think it'd be crazy amazing. or i'd be blood, for much the same reason - i could be involved in the very essence of life, the one thing that keeps everything working in us.
If I were a tree, I'd be: a sequoia, because 1) i'd be in california (which would be fabulous, and joe would come visit me) and 2) because i'd have an insanely awesome view of the world.
If I were a bird, I'd be: one that flies, and that's all i'd do, all the time. who wants to waste time eating or sleeping when they can hang out all day soaring above the world?
If I were a tool, I'd be: me. brianne calls me a tool all the time.
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a cactus. they don't need much to survive, and that is so very appealing to me. not to mention living in the desert, experiencing beautiful sunsets and amazing thunderstorms... wow.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: a thunderstorm.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: hephaestus - he was lame (literally, his leg was messed up) but he still got with aphrodite. awesome.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: strings, of any kind.
If I were an animal, I'd be: a seahorse, cuz they're good daddies.
If I were a color, I'd be: gray. the perfect balance of color extremes.
If I were an emotion, I'd be: love.
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: an avocado for Danielle.
If I were a sound, I'd be: rain, or waves crashing onto shore.
If I were an element, I'd be: lithium.
If I were a car, I'd be: a 1979 chevy caprice.
If I were a song, I'd be: in minor chords.
If I were a movie, I'd be: one that hasn't been made yet.
If I were a book, I'd be: long.
If I were a food, I'd be: simple and sugary.
If I were a place, I'd be: pristine - a forest or beach untouched by humans.
If I were a material, I'd be: corduroy.
If I were a taste, I'd be: lips.
If I were a scent, I'd be: spring.
If I were a religion, I'd be: laurism. (anyone wanna join? follow me.)
If I were a word, I'd be: "confuzzled."
If I were an object, I'd be: a hot chick's underwear.
If I were a body part, I'd be: a brain. er, wait, i already am. perhaps an eyeball then.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: that sexy look when your head is tilted down, but your eyes are looking up. or just a cheesy grin.
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: everything.
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: batman or woody the woodpecker.
If I were a shape, I'd be: a square. a goody-goody, straight-edge square.
If I were a number, I'd be: last.

buttercup954

:: 2004 26 March :: 7.54pm

watch it, like, now.

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:: 2004 25 March :: 4.22pm

bored what...

I was super bored, so here you go!

buttercup954

:: 2004 23 March :: 7.48am
:: Mood: groggy
:: Music: the epoxies

send $1 to this man:

Andy
Woohu.com
P.O. Box 10
Cedar Springs, MI 49319

pass this along and make a difference :o) and a big thanks to andy too.