The Generic Teenager Stereotype |
Do you drink [alcohol]?: | no |
Do you party a lot? How often?: | no |
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | haha no |
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | 3 times ... if that? |
Do you skip classes? How often?: | no...never....and i dont plan on it |
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | virgin..haha i feel like such a goodie goodie so far |
Do you steal?: | no..the only thing i've ever stolen was like a pen |
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | um...not really |
Do you drool over celebrities?: | hell yeah...justin's my baby daddy |
Do you watch a lot of TV?: | ya |
Do you ever watch the News?: | like once in a blue moon |
Do you even care about world issues?: | not really |
Do you read books often?: | yep |
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | none |
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | at school yea....at home nope |
Do you smoke cigarettes?: | oh god no....that's sick |
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | rarely |
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | haha who doesn't? |
Do you cuss a lot?: | only when im pissed |
Are you desperate to fit in?: | no |
Are you intelligent?: | i would say so .. yes |
The Goth Stereotype |
Black lipstick?: | ehhl...no |
Black eyeliner?: | occasionally |
Black eyeshadow?: | no |
Black trenchcoat?: | no |
Black boots?: | u mean like hooker boots? hell no |
Black fishnets?: | hell no wouldn't be caught dead in those things...not a prostitute |
Black nail polish?: | occasionally |
Cigarettes?: | no |
Heavy metal music?: | some |
Marilyn Manson?: | no |
Kittie?: | they're alrite |
Cradle of Filth?: | neither |
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | neither |
Do you like to be seen as: | as a goth? no |
Are you an intellectual?: | haha not really...im a dumbass |
An atheist?: | i guess u could sorta call me that.. |
Horrible home life?: | just my grandma..other than that no |
Hopelessly depressed?: | occasionally |
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | no |
Self-mutilation?: | no |
The Punk Stereotype |
Plaid?: | ehhl no |
Big black boots?: | i've already answered this... |
Mohawk?: | haha no but i think they're kick ass...colin used to have one haha |
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | no i want a tongue ring though |
Loud, confident and opinionated?: | yes |
Wild hair colors?: | no |
NOFX?: | no |
Rancid?: | no |
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | couldn't care less |
A: | A what? |
The Jock Sterotype |
What's your IQ?: | like 132....ish |
Do you watch a lot of sports?: | no |
Play a lot of sports?: | no |
Talk a lot about sports?: | no |
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | haha i hate sports |
Are you arrogant?: | no |
Are you a male or female whore?: | haha...umm no |
Are you homophobic?: | nah they're alrite...as long as they dont hit on me im cool |
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | no |
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | um.....not a quivering mess no |
Boobs = yes?: | do i have boobs? yes... |
Parties = yes?: | do i go to parties? not really... |
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | haha no |
The Girl Stereotype |
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | ya |
Have you ever been on a diet?: | haha plz no |
How much did you lose?: | refer to previous answer |
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | haha no |
Make yourself throw up?: | eew no |
Make-up?: | yes |
Low-cut tops?: | yes |
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | D... |
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | no |
Giggle a lot?: | more like laugh hysterically but sure |
What's the deal with boys?: | some are hot...some are asses |
Thongs?: | occasionally |
Pretty bras?: | sure y not |
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | sometimes |
Who's the weaker sex?: | hate to say it but us |
Are you a feminist?: | nah |
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | hell ya |
How often do you shave your legs?: | only when im gonna wear a skirt or kneeknockers.. |
How about your armpits?: | eew once a week |
Are you emotional?: | yes |
Especially when on your period?: | haha sure |
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] |
Originality or Acceptance?: | originality |
Independence or Companionship?: | independence |
Stability or Freedom?: | stability |
Personal or Interpersonal?: | personal |
Introvert or Extrovert?: | extrovert |
Popularity or Isolation?: | popularity |
Unique or Loved?: | loved |
Understood or Individual?: | individual |
You or Them?: | me |